June 20, 2009

Forbes & Satan’s Lefthand Side: Can’t Enjoy Fake Jewhide While Driving

“They drive cars whose seats are made of counterfeit Jewhide,” says Yakub Muslim Condemnation Minister Malachi Nigaros. “Yet they can’t even enjoy them. For is the eye of God falleth upon them while they are affording their luxury, yes, their flesh is consumed.”
According to Devil Science: The risk of lentigo maligna melanoma increases as the [...]

June 20, 2009

“Blasphemous” Katherine Heigl Grey’s Anatomy Return Misleads Devils on Melanoma Truths & Invisible God

SEE:
Naomi Williams Melanoma Execution: The Sun of God Shall Not Be Mocked
THE MELANOMA EXECUTION AGAINST NAOMI WAS ONLY RECENTLY STAGED. WORSHIPERS SAY SHE HAS BEEN SUCCESSFULLY SPOTTED ON SEVERAL OCCASSIONS & PROMISE AN “INTENSE” & “SHAMING” CAMPAIGN.